Tuesday, September 02, 2003

I did not just read that. Creepy actor-writer-sorcerer Vincent "Vinny" Gallo is a "rabid" fan of George Bush and wants to get into Laura Ingraham's leopard print skirt, according to Page Six. More shockingly, he is dying to get on Bill O'Reilly's television show. MT certainly understands the Ingraham obsession--she's far prettier, smarter and closer to membership in the human race than starvation artist, super-bitch Ann Coulter. And plenty of otherwise sensible people are crushing on the President these days. But O'Reilly? Say it isn't so!