Manhattan Transfer

Ruining the Kill Bill Party: Crashed the opening for the new Tarantino movie last night. As is traditional, got stewed beforehand. Made a scene in the bathroom. Had a riotous time during the movie. Made a much worse, far more damaging scene at the party afterwards at Noche. Referred to all people in the movie business as "Herr" this and "Fraulien" that in honor of Arnold. I'll never eat lunch in Hollywood again.

Update:: As requested, gruesome details to follow...