Friday, October 31, 2003

Spook Night: Sully reports that some of our old friends from school are having a party tonight.

"Aren't those people deadly boring these days?"

"Yes. They are."

"So why go there and not the party with the hired midgets?"

"Because that party is uptown, and I don't go uptown."

"Even to dodge a boring party?"

"Well, I figured we just get really drunk beforehand. Then we can roll up on the the thing, hit on people's girlfriends, and stir up some action."

"Oh. Right. Why didn't you say so in the first place?"