Wednesday, November 19, 2003

Paris Hilton Sex Tape:

Sully: I can't see it.

MT: Just stare at it. Your eyes will adjust.

Sully: Why does it look like that? Did they film in Iraq? Where's Jessica Lynch?

MT: So you see it now?

Sully: I can't see shit. I think it's like those paintings with all the little dots that supposedly become battleships and fighter-jets if you stare at them. That's bullshit. I've never seen fuck-all. I think it's a big joke just to make you stare.

MT: So, uhm, the Paris Hilton sex tape is a big joke on you?

Sully: Yeah. And I'm really pissed off about it.