Wednesday, December 31, 2003

Best Pickup Line for New Year's Eve: It's noon, orange alert, the homeland defense choppers are flying low-enough to set off car alarms on my block, I'm already buzzed from too much Ratafina de Montserrat in my coffee this morning and my friend Del has already coined the best pickup line of the night.

"If you don't fuck me tonight, then the terrorists win."