Monday, December 15, 2003

Maccer's New Health Regime: I'm glad to see that Maccers is finally taking care of herself.

It was two-and-a-half months ago that I first revealed the three-step program to women's health: 1) stay thin, 2) never do housework, and 3) wear spindly heels.

She's got part one down. And from what I've seen of her living quarters, part two isn't an issue either. So congrats, Maccers, on taking the final step toward healthy living. Maybe you should get your health insurance to pony up the cash for those things.

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