Tuesday, January 13, 2004

Paris for President:
"Despite the nasty fallout over her adult home video, Paris has emerged even more popular than before. She's become America’s new sweetheart with her new sitcom, The Simple Life. The woman could turn Watergate into a fundraiser. The show's producers are dying to get the Hilton heiress to sign on for a sequel. Will her sidekick Nicole Ritchie be involved? No. Did that end their friendship? Naw. Paris got mad diplomatic skillz."

The Brownroots Campaign has begun over at Swamp City.