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Tuesday, January 13, 2004

Plan B:

ManhattanTransfer: Fuck. My plans for tonight just got cancelled.

Swamp-City: So what are you going to do tonight?

ManhattanTransfer: Well, I've got a back-up plan.

Swamp-City: What's that? Sit in a bar and drink until someone seems interesting?

ManhattanTransfer: Slut. You make me seem like some kind of drunk.

Swamp-City: Okay, fine. Sorry.

ManhattanTransfer: That's okay. I'm just feeling sensitive. Someone just told me I have a "degenerate online profile" and rejected the dive bar where I offered to have drinks with her.

Swamp-City: So what are you going to do tonight?

ManhattanTransfer: Sit in a bar and drink until someone seems interesting.