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Monday, January 05, 2004

You Can't Afford Our Fees:

Dear Abdul Rahim,

I appreciate your invitation to defraud your Nigerian customers but I must decline. The terms you offer are simply unacceptable. Why on earth would I split the $15 million evenly with you? Feel free to write back when you have a more realistic offer.

Best regards,
ManhattanTransfer

P.S. People probably don't write you back very often, Abdul. I'm sorry if you're lonely. But I was inspired by hereitype.