Monday, February 09, 2004

Poisoned by Celebrity Decadence Bloggers: This whole More Decadence thing has gotten out of hand. Yesterday I set out to join my friends for brunch. Instead, I was abducted by Maccers and Eurotrash (aka the "pleasure-seeking bots"), who made me eat bugs and transubstantiated all my the blood in my body into red wine. Today I cannot see straight, my clothes are misbehaving and my ethical sense is impaired. Does club soda get red wine out of your soul?