Thursday, April 15, 2004

Egging the Patio'd Class is the New Beating Up Hipsters:
From an unseen source high up in the shadows of nearby buildings, eggs, dozens of them, rained down on the patio, threatening to turn the party into a sad, soggy, albeit very well-dressed omelet.

Guests ran inside, but not before a few of them met the business end of "a good three dozen eggs," Ms. Menocal said.

Hazy reports surfaced during our investigation that LAUREN BUSH, presidential niece and model, was a victim of the egging.
This is going to be big.

[Did You Get a Good Look at That Police Officer? Campbell Robertson, Bold Face Names.]