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Thursday, July 29, 2004
Three More Nights of Idiocy:"The other night was typical. By midnight, two women were dancing topless on the creaky old bar, splashing beer over the whooping post-frat-boy crowd, as a buxom blond barmaid hollered, 'Who wants a drink? And who wants to buy me one?'
Those who dove forward to throw their money on the bar were rewarded with a flash of breast.
'Mine are pierced!' yelled another barmaid over the honky-tonk rhythms. And so they were. Elsewhere, a woman invited men to pour their cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon over her, at only $1.75 a pop. Many guys seemed to think it was a bargain. "
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Bye, Bye Bawdy]
