Wednesday, August 11, 2004

10 Things Not to Say to Your Date 

What happened to your hair?

It’s nice. I just wish it was smaller.

This is the most fun I’ve ever had with a woman your age.

Hold on. I want to write that down.

Can I have that back later?

I’m not sure how I feel about the whole ‘women voting’ thing.

Is it okay if I take off my pants anyway?

This is a picture of you in college? Damn you were hot.

Have you ever heard of a blog?

I was hoping you'd bring your roommate.

[Feel free to add you own in comments.]