Tuesday, October 05, 2004
Half and Half
My friends were having this conversation last night in Cellar.
Him: I think we’ve made out like three times.
Her: We’ve made out way more than that. We’ve had sex three times.
Him: That’s right. Sorry. Only three?
Her: Yeah. Were we ever sober?
Him: I don’t think so.
Her: What about that time when I moved into my new apartment?
Him: Oh, right. You wanted to break the new place in or something. That was like Dare Sex. I think we were sober.
Her: And what about that time in the morning?
Him: I don’t know about you, but I was still drunk.
Her: Well, I was sober, so that’s one and half times.
Him: If I agree it is possible to have sex a half time can we have sex again?
Her: Depends. Drunk or sober?
Him: I’m drunk but you look sober enough, so that will be another halfsie.
Her: Fuck. I’m drunk too. I was hoping you were sober.
Him: I think we’ve made out like three times.
Her: We’ve made out way more than that. We’ve had sex three times.
Him: That’s right. Sorry. Only three?
Her: Yeah. Were we ever sober?
Him: I don’t think so.
Her: What about that time when I moved into my new apartment?
Him: Oh, right. You wanted to break the new place in or something. That was like Dare Sex. I think we were sober.
Her: And what about that time in the morning?
Him: I don’t know about you, but I was still drunk.
Her: Well, I was sober, so that’s one and half times.
Him: If I agree it is possible to have sex a half time can we have sex again?
Her: Depends. Drunk or sober?
Him: I’m drunk but you look sober enough, so that will be another halfsie.
Her: Fuck. I’m drunk too. I was hoping you were sober.
