Tuesday, December 21, 2004

Damned if You Do, Damned if You Don't 

In a bar on a Monday night a lovely young woman asks, "Hey, how come you put something my sister said in your weekend quotes but nothing from me?"

"I would have but you only said sensible things," I say

"Bullshit. I make as little sense as anyone in this bar."

Over IM, Kiki reassures me that I should be pleased at this reaction:"It's always a good sign when people are trying to dumb themselves down around you."