Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Unhappy Ending 

MT had planned a long post today dealing with some recent books and articles on Arabs, Islam and terrorism but that will have to wait for another day. Last night someone stole his soul and replaced it with Jameson's Irish Whiskey. Managed to get himself thrown out of Happy Ending, which is a pretty impressive feat. Nothing like that has happened since, well, Friday.

Actually, MT usually gets along very well with bartenders, bouncers and the coat check girls. Especially the coat check girls. He's got a certain kind of charm that people who work in bars really appreciate it. There's a word for it, but I cannot think of it right now. Oh, no wait. It's call "Money."

So instead of global politics, here's something I found while hunting through Craig's List.

Reply to: anon-61891184@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-03-01, 7:45PM EST

Enjoy your VERY OWN floor space in a stunning **junior sub-studio**!

We are looking for a fourth to share an amazing, sun-drenched, 7th-floor walkup, recently renovated, pet-friendly (we have three dogs!), cozy apartment. Room dimensions= 8' x 14', divided four ways; each person's share = 3'x 6'!! (Center of room reserved for doggy business. ;-) We supply your sleeping bag!!! Close to 3 subway lines, great restaurants and bars, very safe neighborhood.

All utilities included!!! We pay for your cable and high-speed Internet!!! Shared bathroom conveniently located on third floor!!!! Hotplates and microwaves welcome!!!! YOU WILL NOT FIND A BETTER DEAL ANYWHERE IN NYC!!!!!!!

posted by Miss Anna